BRIAN: Everlasting Gobstoppers would be a terrible product, unless they were on a lease-only payment plan
KATHERINE: Why is that?
SEAN: Because Katharine, if they last forever then soon everyone will have one and then there will be no need to buy anymore.
KATHERINE: But that’s the point so the poor can have candy everyday too! And it’s good for denists!
SEAN: But it’s not good for the person who made the candy.
KATHERINE: He can be a denist!
BRIAN: You guys need to take this act on the road
My cousins crack me up.