Please stop wailing over Michael Jackson now. I haven’t seen this much unjustified shock/surprise since the Twin Towers were blown up by terrorists.
Hey here’s a news flash: most if not all your childhood idols, if they were older than you, will die while you are alive.
They may even die if they were younger than you.
They will for sure die at some point.
And so will you. You’re going to die! And there’s so much to do!
Better get crackin’!
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