SHAC: putting on warm jeans straight out of the dryer is better than sex
BRAIN: woah there
SHAC: you should try it
BRAIN: it’s too hot these days
SHAC: put some jeans in the dryer then have sex
BRAIN: in the winter that’s pretty good
SHAC: then as soon as you’re done run over to the dryer and put on the jeans
SHAC: just dont tell your wife what you’re up to or that i suggested it
BRAIN: I think a double blind experiment is in order
BRAIN: we’ll take two identical twin porn stars
BRAIN: and one will have sex
BRAIN: and the other will put on jeans from being stark naked
BRAIN: and then we’ll ask them both questions while they are just fucked
BRAIN: and only wearing jeans respectively
BRAIN: and we will film all of this
BRAIN: it will be very scientific
SHAC: make it so
SHAC: but i already know the answer
BRAIN: that’s not good science there shac
SHAC: its not always about the science
SHAC: its a spiritual thing
BRAIN: the church of pants
BRAIN: I think danh is part of that one
DANH: let’s play guess how many days I’ve been wearing these pants