SHAC: i think i may head here for a while
BRAIN: I hear that place is a MADHOUSE
BRAIN: is it close to you?
SHAC: its like 10min away
SHAC: its the only thing remotely close w/o driving 15min south 101 or 20min north
BRAIN: I bet Oracle has a cafe… aren’t you close to there
SHAC: me driving to oracle would be like you driving to… basically home
SHAC: has oracle installed GATTACA style turnstyles to enter their campus yet?
BRAIN: prolly
BRAIN: they are evil like that
BRAIN: I hear Larry randomly fights some dude in the cafeteria every day, and skullfucks him right there on the table, just to make sure no one forgets who runs bartertown
SHAC: right after 9-11 there were talks of a new national ID system
BRAIN: yeah and CA bought it
BRAIN: suckers!
SHAC: and ellison jumped up and said YES WE CAN DO IT
BRAIN: yes then he would control the citizens of the united states!
BRAIN: then James Bond kills his ass