Word of the Day

Blondstrosity

Usage:

“I can never decide whether Jessica Simpson is a naïve boob goddess or a grotesque blondstrocity.”

2 thoughts on “Word of the Day

  1. …but what is its official definition?

    because “naive boob goddess” sure sounds like it might be the definition to “blondstrocity”

  2. Good point. But of course, the actual definition has to have “blonde” in there somewhere.

    A “naïve boob goddess” only has negative connotations if you are female. A lot of men want to see Barbie on MTV. I think blondstrocity should be a little more of an indictment than that.

    I just like the sound of the word… it is what came to mind when I saw Jessica Simpson’s new video (the Berlin cover) and she presses her own boob… the sheer volume of boob makes her unappealing. Like she is right on the edge of “damn woman, get a reduction.”

    So I guess in that direction Anna Nicole Smith would be a blondstrocity.

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