Expensive Cure

This site is hysterical- it’s an ad for a book, “Vanquish Fear & Anxiety,” and seems to be written to bring in crawlers… So they have the identical page for every phobia in their database.

This means there is a long plea to treat your Clown Phobia somewhere on the site.

Here’s an example of a particularly ludicrous one.

To add insult to an already distressing condition, most atomic explosion phobia therapies take months or years and sometimes even require the patient to be exposed repeatedly to their fear. We believe that not only is this totally unnecessary, it will often make the condition worse. And it is particularly cruel as atomic explosion phobia can be eliminated with the right methods and just 24 hours of commitment by the phobic individual.

BRIAN: now that’s an expensive therapy!
DGIES: the easiest cure for atomic explosion phobia is being exposed to an atomic explosion