They Stole My Idea #3

Xtreme Granola!! Turns out there is a real show called “EX-treme Dating,” which isn’t exactly the spelling we used, but it still cracks me up… I was worried for a second but it sounds like it’s every bit as bad as our hypothetical show. Although I haven’t heard of the girl having to date a sodomy clown.

Plus, as you can see, it looks like there is yet another “Xtreme” product out there- although this is not so bad, because

  1. how obvious is “Xtreme” anyway
  2. When we used the phrase Xtreme it was supposed to be stupid… which looks to be pretty accurate thus far!

On the way to Burning Man; I was in a terrifically bad mood from herding flakes for the last 20 hours and we pulled up next to some frat guys wearing no shirts and wrap-around sunglasses. I said “fuck you lookin at, ya X-Games motha fucka?” or something like that…

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