It’s Just a Massager

Men’s Som

Lonely? Yes, it’s a hand-job machine. Yikes. Some comments:

• “no more pretending it’s only for your back”
• “the hand could stand to be a little more feminine”
• “god bless the QA testers”
  TESTER: AAIIIIGH!!!
  PRODUCT MANAGER: File a Bug

You know what this needs? A more interactive feature set. “Teledildonics” they call that.

I guess it’s a good alternative for those who don’t want to shell out $6k for the RealDoll