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So you know there’s that thing “how many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?”
People always estimate something ridiculously large, usually because they haven’t ever been babysitting or taught kindergarten. “I could take thirty 5-year-olds!” Stupid.
Then I start baiting them, piling on crazy limitations, like “what if I get to train them ahead of time?” and “do I get to pick the 5 year olds?”
So I’ll bid you down to… four.
Here’s my four entries.
ASPO: you get a bean and cheese burrito
ASPO: quick: does it come with rice?
RAND: yes
ASPO: you sick sick bastard
BRAIN: *reading TOS doc* No SPAM, no SPIM… what the hell is SPIM?
JOSH: I had to look that one up too. The lawyers said it’s spam over IM
BRAIN: that’s lame
JOSH: meh
BRAIN: what’s spam over SMS then, SPSMS? (“spissimiss”)
Maybe a better question is, why is SPAM all in caps?
Is there a backronym or something?