Well if they were smart, they wouldn’t be watching

How can someone see the word “yaoi” (やおい) and get the pronunciation “yowie”? It’s “Ya-Oh-Ee,” or “Ya-Oy.” From the wizards who brought you Carry Oakie. Morons.

Then again, if they were so smart, they’d likely realize the pathetic fantasy they are watching. The two beautiful boys making out with each other… because there is no chance in hell they’d want YOU. Filthy nerd girl.

Compare to “slash” fanfic, which seemingly got its start from female fans wanting to write porn about their favorite character, but getting too jealous to see them with any of the female characters…