Assassination Vacation

What do you get when a woman who’s obsessed with death and U.S. history goes on vacation? This wacky, weirdly enthralling exploration of the first three presidential assassinations. Vowell ( The Partly Cloudy Patriot), a contributor to NPR’s This American Life and the voice of teenage superhero Violet Parr in The Incredibles, takes readers on a pilgrimage of sorts to the sites and monuments that pay homage to Lincoln, Garfield and McKinley, visiting everything from grave sites and simple plaques (like the one in Buffalo that marks the place where McKinley was shot) to places like the National Museum of Health and Medicine, where fragments of Lincoln’s skull are on display. An expert tour guide, Vowell brings into sharp focus not only the figures involved in the assassinations, but the social and political circumstances that led to each-and she does so in the witty, sometimes irreverent manner that her fans have come to expect. Thus, readers learn not only about how Garfield found himself caught between the Stalwarts and the Half-Breeds, bitterly divided factions of the Republican party, but how his assassin, Charles Guiteau, a supporter of the Stalwarts and an occasional member of the Oneida Community, “was the one guy in a free love commune who could not get laid.” Vowell also draws frequent connections between past events and the present, noting similarities between McKinley’s preemptive war against Cuba and the Philippines and the current war in Iraq. This is history at its most morbid and most fascinating and, fortunately, one needn’t share Vowell’s interest in the macabre to thoroughly enjoy this unusual tour.

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Letterboxing: the Plague Years

I had always thought geocaching had sprung, fully-formed, from the skull of the geeky sport of orienteering, which is basically recreational map reading while running. But it is not so!

Geocaching is where you leave GPS coordinates listed somewhere for people to find… then they use their GPS to find a box buried somewhere which you left for them, along with maybe a notebook or prizes or something. Periodically you check the box for what mementos strangers left you…

But it’s very very very similar to letterboxing , an older hobby where you leave cryptic clues leading to the wherabouts of a buried box. I like the suggestion of leaving with your notebook a personalized rubber ink stamp, which the finder uses to stamp his own letterboxing log. He would also carry his own personal stamp, which he would use to leave a mark in the letterbox cache’s notebook. It reminds me of Japanese temples and other tourist stops, where they have stamps for any given place. I always stamped my big-ass road map of Japan with it. I think I have about half a dozen.

Letterboxing seems to me a very lonely hobby- maybe the kind of hobby you’d pick if you had some horrible disfigurement that made ordinary social interaction unlikely.

Or maybe, in the future, when plagues run rampant across the world and everyone stays their entire lives in their own quarantined village for fear of infection, letterboxing is a variant on the only way any inter-village commerce gets done. No human contact… Bandits cannot find your package, you know… they can barely read. Dirty untouchables. Be sure to autoclave the shipment when you find it! Be careful not to rip your environment suit! If you do, we won’t let you back in the village walls.

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